D1ngd0ng is the one to thank for the existence of this Clan. The idea was spawned in his twisted brain while trading emails with Spr1nkl3Z. He has a fetish for electrolysis, which has resulted in a strange desire to shock himself with progressively larger charges of electricity. D1ngd0ng is quite probably the member our opponents despise the most, and he loves it.
| Name: | d1ngd0ng[CcC] |
| Real Name: | Ding Dong |
| Occupation: | Premature Discharger |
| Location: | Uranus |
| Favorite Snack: | Doughnut Holes |
| Serving Size: | I come in pairs but one is probably more than you can handle |
| Carbohydrates: | Wouldn't you like to know! pervs. |
| Music to gib by: | "I wish I were and Oscar Meyer weeeeeeener..." |
| Favorite Actress: | Dolly Madison |
| Quote: | "I'm chocolaty dammit!!" |