So, you want to be a CupCake? Bwahahaha! You'll never be a CupCake, punk! Clan CupCake will only allow the truly l337 into their ranks! If you have to ask, you can't join! Only total losers ever come to this page anyway! You must really suck if you want to join us!

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Doesn't matter! If you are asking to join, we say "No way, l0s3r!" Go make your own clan, like we did! Then you can exclude people from it, not that anyone would ever want to join it anyway, you puke!

Umm... if you're, like, Thresh or sCary or something and you want to join us, don't pay attention to the stuff I said before... it's only to keep the llamas away. (See? we're l337! We know about llamas!)