He's big, white, and fluffy...

MrStaPuft is probably the most stable of the CupCakes, if only because it's a bitch to move around most Quake maps when you're 400 feet tall and made of marshmallow. MrStaPuft has a morbid fear of lava, citing "a traumatic experience involving graham crackers and a hershey bar" when he was just a little (100 foot) tyke. When you think about it, though... even a stationary MrStaPuft is a frightening eperience.

Name: MrStaPuft[CcC]
Real Name: Mr StaPuft
Occupation: Destroyer of New York
Location: Another dimension
Favorite Snack: Quakelings
Serving Size: 40 stories of pure marshmallow
Carbohydrates: 4.6x10^18
Music to gib by: Ghostbusters
Favorite Actress: The Gatekeeper
Quote: "Lick my frosting ya pervy puke!"