So, by now you're probably wondering, "What the hell is all this?" Well, I'm not going to tell you. I want to make sure you deserve it first. Click the email button and abase yourself before the CupMaster. I may at that point respond to your mindless babbling.

Anyway, this is the short answer. The CupCakes were formed at Bastard's last BeatDown, and refused to die a clean, quick death after it was over. Instead, we decided to form a clan and I started throwing stuff up on the Web.

So, without further ado, I give you the CupCakes and their uninspiring bios.